Cats wage war on Christmas by attacking the trees. Motives are unknown. The cats say they will stop attacking during breakfast and dinner. We have it on good authority that war will end when the trees are taken down.
Starbucks has come out with new holiday themed cups that exhibit no specific Christmas symbols. Lots of individuals are upset and have chosen to attack Starbucks where it hurts. They tell the barista their name is Trump, the supposed savior of Christmas.
The mobile game Pokemon Go has released new Pokemon to celebrate the holidays. One of them is Pikachu with a Santa hat on. People playing the game are excited for something fresh but underwhelmed with the new choices.
With the multitude of traditions around, its no surprise that some go to White Castle for Christmas Eve dinner. Families go to enjoy the sliders and the colorful holiday decor.